The Slapper
Your twitter username
Your twitter password
(
never stored
but needed to send a message on your behalf)
The Slappee
The offending user's twitter username
Message:
Your tweets are useless banter. Please. Shut up.
Will you please shut the hell up?
Oiy mate! F*** O**!
You have a bad case of Twitter diarrhea. The cure? A nice big cup of STFU!
I've had just about enough of your incessant jabbering.
I would rather have 8 more years of Bush than get another one of your Tweets.
You twitter like a little girl.
No one cares. Seriously. Stop twittering so much.
A message from your followers: We care, we really do. But not THAT much.
You've stepped over the line, son!
Back away from the twitter. You need a break...
Think before you twitter.
I did not need to know that last detail.
Ya know all those tweets you've been sending out? Not necessary.
Public or direct message?
Public
(will include "@USERNAME")
Private
(direct message, like "d USERNAME msg")
37 total TwitSlaps since May 7, 2008